Monday, June 05, 2006

"Misterbigg"





I wish I could tell girls that I'm as big as this.










In reality, I look like this. (Uzura is pretty yummy, btw.)










I keep stressing over not being married yet but I should be more worried about not producing enough sperm! My baby bollocks have to work twice as hard.

(Psssst! My casual and absent friends don't know this, and a lot of other things, too.)

Klinefelter Syndrome? "One extra X chromosome -> low level of testosterone, sparse body hair, small testes... and inability to produce children." On top of that my near-disastrous forceps delivery makes me say "woaaahhh" too many times! Merci, papa. :-p

So why doesn't NPR play my favorite songs???



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