...whoever keeps me company, whether it's for 3 months or 3 hours. Who cares if I'm not even into her? or if I'm too embarrassed to introduce her to my friend, Tim? So, my live-in girlfriend of two years from college, Chrisann - who still talks to me and is one of my closest friends - is the same as Tess, the convenient booty call who threw herself at me through myspace, the one I called "sexy" in all my emails even though I obviously didn't mean it, who I hooked up with twice, because none of the pretty or brainy or interesting (or sober) girls wanted me.
So.. any of the above girls (and the granny with the fake tits) are technically my girlfriends.
D'accord, maman??
Are they around on my birthday??? LOL
Chrisann Lucchetto, Marie Simer
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I'm an animator; I create the illusion of life. Ironically, I have none. After 5 yrs in LA, I have only 1 real friend, some coworkers, fall-back company. JUST BOOKMARK THIS SITE INSTEAD OF GOING TO THAT OTHER ONE FIRST! Regardez ci-dessous les femmes humbles que Mehdi attire qu'il ne vous raconte pas. Il sort de plein gré avec de telles femmes- peu eduquées, peu intéressantes, peu d'ambition. Il les appellent ses "filles de qualité." Les femmes superbonnes il ne peut ni les attirer ni garder.
About Me
- MY
- I'm trying to find the perfect woman and will stop at nothing to find her. She should have huge, luscious tits like my mommy. She should be as sexy as Salma Hayek, caramel skin and sultry body.. but taller. Or with a beautiful face and blos blos like Jennifer Connelly.. but not so shy (why should I do any of the work)?. She should also speak at least 6 languages, be well-traveled, well-read, fun, witty, always thinking of me, love anime/sex/food like me, great samba dancer, excellent cook like my mommy, be a doctor/painter/UN ambassador and most of all a superfreak in bed! Why is that so hard to find??? Girls here suck... (I dare anyone who's been with me for more than 24 consecutive hrs to debunk any of this. :p) That leaves all of you myspace booty calls, philippina ooompa loompas and casual friends/awestruck groupies out.)
The story of my life - cute fellow with philippina oompa loompa