Je chasse les poules ... tous les poules se ressemblement... je m'ennuie donc un peu.
Like the fox, my life is boring. I look for pussy during and after work (myspace, datingdynasty, chinatownfrance, etc.) and the girls look the same. It gets tiring sometimes.
Les hommes n'ont plus le temps de rien connaître. Ils achètent des choses toutes faites chez les marchands. Mais comme il n'existe point de marchands d'amis, les hommes n'ont plus d'amis. Si tu veux un ami, apprivoise-moi !
I don't have the time to learn anything or get to know anybody. So I look online for a ready-made "friend" (company)- hopefully, a perfect one, like I deserve- on those sites. But I think they don't have perfect women! No bonnes affaires - good deals - on the Internet. Therefore, no women. Back to looking for Thai women on Place4Friends, or waiting around until the next Philippina hobbit/troll throws herself at me (because I would never chase such a thing).
Back to the beginning.
I'm an animator; I create the illusion of life. Ironically, I have none. After 5 yrs in LA, I have only 1 real friend, some coworkers, fall-back company. JUST BOOKMARK THIS SITE INSTEAD OF GOING TO THAT OTHER ONE FIRST! Regardez ci-dessous les femmes humbles que Mehdi attire qu'il ne vous raconte pas. Il sort de plein gré avec de telles femmes- peu eduquées, peu intéressantes, peu d'ambition. Il les appellent ses "filles de qualité." Les femmes superbonnes il ne peut ni les attirer ni garder.
About Me
- MY
- I'm trying to find the perfect woman and will stop at nothing to find her. She should have huge, luscious tits like my mommy. She should be as sexy as Salma Hayek, caramel skin and sultry body.. but taller. Or with a beautiful face and blos blos like Jennifer Connelly.. but not so shy (why should I do any of the work)?. She should also speak at least 6 languages, be well-traveled, well-read, fun, witty, always thinking of me, love anime/sex/food like me, great samba dancer, excellent cook like my mommy, be a doctor/painter/UN ambassador and most of all a superfreak in bed! Why is that so hard to find??? Girls here suck... (I dare anyone who's been with me for more than 24 consecutive hrs to debunk any of this. :p) That leaves all of you myspace booty calls, philippina ooompa loompas and casual friends/awestruck groupies out.)
The story of my life - cute fellow with philippina oompa loompa